27 Mayıs 2015 Çarşamba

REMAKES AND REINVENTIONS...

Hey boys and girls! Well it's one of those weeks where I have so many things I'm thinking about all at once that I find it hard to tell where to begin! The one thing at the real forefront of my mind at the moment is the new trailer for Black Mass. I think I shared the teaser for it on here earlier. Now a bona fide trailer (or is it second trailer) is out. It is looking more and more like the film that will actually "remake" Johnny Depp. I am really looking forward to it. I mean he is brilliant at comedy, but to have him in a proper, hard-hitting, really get you thinking kinda part will be AMAZING. I can't wait. 



Ok more movie news. I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not, but Point Break is getting a remake. Heck, it's even getting a trailer. They've "umphed" up the adrenaline a bit. The gang are no longer just surfers but "extreme athletes, allowing for all mannter if visual shenanigins and effort to make trade of the back of the film looking good. It will be interesting to see and compare. Not least because the original point break was an iconic film for an iconic female director, Kathryn Bigelow. I wasn't sure at first to be honest with you but than I compared the two trailers. I actually think the remake seems to do a good job of taking the spirit of the original and updating it, without distorting it too much. See what you make of it. 


And for those of us with not such a good memory, here's the trailer for the original...


So, just since we've had so many men and adrenaline in this post so far, let's look at what the ladies on screen are up to. Now of course, the Sundance darlings are slowly creeping out onto the screens and one of the films that are getting talked about is Diary of a Teenage Girl. It is *sigh* yet another coming of age film. But it seems to be a touching and imaginative exploration of a young woman discovering her sexuality and growing up. I'll be keeping an eye out for it... 



Right. Better get back to the real world. And on a side not folks, it's all well and good being dedicated to the screen - but don't forget to make the most of the sun when it's out! This is the UK you know, you need to enjoy the summer while you can!

have an awesome week!
Essie

DEEP RED AND THE HANDS OF A MASTER...

You know you have to smile sometimes when critics bang on about how we are desensitized, how technology means that we expect more and bigger thrills and more stimulus, it is easy to dismiss films made earlier in the 20th century as “easy watching”. Especially when it comes to genres like horror where we have come to depend so much on special effects. I am thinking, for example, of the upcoming horror film Crimson peak by master director Guillermo Del Toro – the fantastic and eerie world we see (so far only from the trailers) could not have been created if it were not for the magic of technology.
That said, in the right hands, the technology of the ‘70s can become a dangerous and terrifying tool. Dario Argento is, without shadow of a doubt, one of these directors. The atmosphere he creates, the world we are plunged into is so chilling that our imaginations are more than enough – we do not need the monsters of technology…

Deep Red begins with a psychic, a psychic who inadvertently sees into the mind of a murderer. And who promptly gets murdered herself. A passing pianist gets pulled into the story. There is a plucky journalist and a cynical police officer. In the midst of this setting the psychic’s prediction seems to be quite on the mark. But the problem is, whenever anyone gets even remotely close to uncovering a clue, there is another grizzly murder. Our pianist, an eye witness to the whole affair, is in especial danger as he has come closer to the murderer than he might have liked. Yet, his time seems to be rapidly running out and the police seem helpless as his allies fall around him like flies and the murderer’s net slowly and inexorably closes…
At the opening of the film, you may well be forgiven for thinking that this is going to be a film overly relying on slightly dodgy acting, ‘70s visual effects and magical powers. Well, you would be wrong. What Dario Argento succeeds in doing rather brilliantly is taking the makings of quite an ordinary thriller and cranks it up to a level of a bona fide bone-chilling horror film. Yes the psychic is real, but there the magic ends. We never have any doubt that the killer is a human being. It is simply a rather able human being – but human none the less. Which is quite befitting really, after all in this world, there are no monsters as scary as human beings. Argento uses and magnifies the tricks our minds play on us when we’re at home alone. You know the feeling, that creek, was that movement – that sound, did it come from the street…  For most of us it’s our minds playing tricks on us. For the heroes and heroines of Deep Red, this is not always the case. Let’s just say that I felt very glad indeed that I live in a house with three flatmates and two cats - I’m rarely alone enough to hear little creaks and squeaks around the house.
I also have to remark on the camerawork, the images created by Argento are always deeply striking in some way, Deep red is characterized by striking close-ups at key points that makes ones hair stand on end. The colours of the film are also striking, dark shadows mixing with glowing red blood…
But the thing I always seem to love about Argento’s films is the soundtrack. I mean, I still hum the signature tune from Suspiria when I am distracted – and I watched the film quite a few months ago – and this is no exception. Deep Red is no exception to this rule. Then again, that might be because they were both composed and performed by the same band, Goblin, an Italian progressive rock band known for their soundtrack work. This time around, Deep Red uses – brilliantly and quite effectively – the trick of using something normally innocent and everyday and transposing it into a horror setting to make it even more unsettling. This time around, it’s a children’s song (as you may or may not have been able to guess). The only thing I will say is that precious little is given in the way of explanations as to why this song is present in the film (because it is present in the actual film as well).


In fact, the only weakness of the film is that, when you settle your shivers and look at it closely, actual in depth explanations are exceedingly thin on the ground. However, the film does its job of creeping us out and scaring us so well that it can be forgiven – well, sort of - especially since it does such a good job of providing plot twists and surprises. Still, I don’t know,  another couple of minutes spent explaining properly WHY any of this happened may well have been all together a bad thing…  I do advise you don’t get too hung up on that though… You’ll miss out on an atmosphere well worth experiencing and being terrified in… 

20 Mayıs 2015 Çarşamba

ART, CINEMA AND THE POLITICS OF HIGH HEELS

If you have gone anywhere near Twitter recently, you probably will have noticed – the Cannes film festival is happening. And as usual it is giving us a lot to talk about on many different levels. Several films I am already excited about are making their debuts here, not the least among them Asif Kapadia’s Amy, the documentary depicting the life of the late great Amy Winehouse.
One film that is definitely making waves is Carol. Todd Haynes, ever the director who undertakes controversial stories, has undertaken the famous Patricia Higsmith novel of the same name, telling the story of a shop clerk (Rooney Mara) who falls for Carol (Cate Blanchett), an older, married customer…  If the trailer is anything to go by, the film does the book justice and more – and Cate Blanchett is as accomplished and striking as ever… Trailers seem to be a bit thin on the ground, so here is a clip of Carol and Therese having dinner... And a moment... 



But, and I simply must touch on this, it was on the red carpet for the screening of this particular film that we began to read reports that women were being banned from screenings and the red carpet for the heinous crime of… Wait for it… Not wearing high heels. That’s right folks. Women are apparently OBLIGED to wear high heels on the Cannes red carpet… (Read more about it here) I don’t know what kind of patriarchal behemoth attempts to put its’ artists in uniform, much less such a sexist one, but it’s sad and it’s disappointing and it just SHOULDN’T be happening…

But let’s turn back to cinema for a minute. Because I simply must talk about The Lobster before I love you and leave you.

I have never quite known what to make of Yorgos Lanthimos. Reviews range broadly between “one of the best things that happened to cinema” and “batsh*t crazy”. I have watched quite a few of his trailers but have never quite… Ehm… Got round to watching any actual films… I mean check out this one, for Dogtooth…



 But less of the nostalgia… What I was trying to say was that his latest film, may just tempt me over the edge… Because it’s a wonderful satire of a panic that grips us all and a “feeling” we become more and more aware of as we grow older… Well some of us do anyway…  The Lobster takes place in an alternative universe where being in a relationship is obligatory. You have 45 days of singledom to find a “matching” partner, if you fail, you are turned into an animal and set free into the woods… I’m guessing I don’t need to spell out what the film is actually about… I couldn’t find the trailer for the film but I did find two clips I’m posting below… It gives one a pretty good idea of the general atmos…  



I think it's the kind of "funny" you adore if you actually get into, it's the whole "getting into" of it that may take a while though. I am quite determined to brave him though - let's see how I fare!  I'll keep you updated as always! 

happy viewing! 
Essie

BEAUTY DEDICATION AND FAMILY BITTERNESS... JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI IN THE MIDST OF IT ALL...

If you have followed my film-related ramblings for any length of time, you will have noticed that I watch a lot – and I mean a LOT of rather random looking documentaries. You may be amused to find out that what you read about on this blog and elsewhere represent the tip of the iceberg. Oh yes. I am, actually, quite selective as to which documentaries I talk to you about – you would be bored to death of me if I wrote about every single one, variety being the spice of life and all that jazz. So rest assured, though the name seems random and the subject matter, well, not what you would immediately think of as prime viewing matter, but bear with me. There are several reasons I was so impressed with this little number from Japan.
Firstly, if you thought the name of the documentary was a euphemism, you are sadly mistaken. Jiro indeed does dream of sushi. But it may well behove us to know who Jiro is, and what earthly reason he could have to dream of sushi. The man in question is Jiro Ono. He is a master chef and at 85 still very firmly at the helm of Sukiyabashi Jiro, a small and very exclusive restaurant that only serves sushi. But we are talking three Michelin starred sushi here people. This is definitely not your supermarket value platter. This, my dear friends, is sushi well worth taking a closer look at…

In case you don’t know me in real life, I am allergic to fish. I can barely touch the stuff, much less eat it raw. Therefore, you might think (and indeed, I certainly did) that sushi would not feature particularly high on things I admire. But thanks to the cinematography of this documentary, even I had a momentary twinge of envy as I watched the sushi being lovingly prepared. The film pays as much attention to detail as Jiro and his staff does. The colours are clean and crisp, we are brought up close and personal to this extraordinary restaurant and the rather extraordinary sushi it produces.
Which is just as well really; since we’re in Japan, you have to spend some time “getting to know” the people in our documentary before we start to glean some truly personal information about them. I mean, just think about the shear plethora of “behind the scenes in the kitchen” type films, programmes and documentaries we see on western television. The highs and the lows, the shouting, the excitement, the adrenaline… Think Gordon Ramsey, we are taken on an emotional, almost Hollywood movie style journey as we watch him have an emotional crisis over rotten food, then inflicting said crisis on the unfortunate author of this catastrophe. The food is almost an aside, what often matters is the drama – with the exception of bona fide cookery programmes of course. Here we focus on the food. The patience with which the apprentices have to learn every, single solitary task to perfection down to the finest detail before taking another – seemingly miniscule – step forward in the hierarchy. We watch Jiro, despite his great age, forever striving to make the perfect sushi, always improving, always experimenting…
And from here we can spot one of the first underlying currents in this documentary. Because I cannot imagine anyone with some form of heart and soul not being filled with warm fuzzy feelings – and just a twinge of envy – as Jiro talks about his craft, and what is very clearly his vocation. The joy he clearly feels (despite being a very traditional and withdrawn 85 year – old), the twinkle in his eyes, the unwavering determination in his voice when he talks about the craft of making sushi is truly enviable. It is, without doubt, what we would all want from our careers. To feel that sure it was the thing we were born to do, to be passionate about it until the bitter end, to find strength in it, develop it and let it develop us… Jiro is a very lucky man in many ways, but perhaps never more so than for this particular reason…
But then we slowly get to a second thing. A matter hinted at, shown in flickers, but discussed with relative restraint. Jiro has two sons and unsurprisingly both are sushi chefs like their father. The younger son now has his own restaurant, albeit very much modelled on Sukiyabashi Jiro. His older son, traditionally expected to take over his father’s position one day, works under his father in the original restaurant. He is in almost in his 60s. You have to watch quite closely to pick up on “anything” but then… Then one of the critics and friends of the family casually drops a bombshell… I will not tell you what and if you blink, you may very well miss it. But if you stop and think about it, it basically… Changes everything. And says so very much about family dynamics and how incredibly complicated they are…

Jiro dreams of sushi was a very, very unexpected discovery for me. I most definitely did not expect it to be so touching, beautiful or thought provoking… So don’t just sneer at it thinking it’s oh, just another cookery programme... It’s a more. A lot more. 

13 Mayıs 2015 Çarşamba

GREAT EXPECTATIONS AND FAILURES THEREOF...

I am very excited about this week. No I really am. I am not a massive fan of action as you guys all know - but I have been counting down the days for the arrival of the new Mad Max Movie. You can bet your bottom dollar you will find a review of it by yours truly on one of my three "outlets". I think the thing that attracts me the most is the whole visual "glut" of it. It just looks gorgeous. It looks like the kind of universe you'd want to dive right into - as a cinema goer that is, not in real life hehe. Let's check that trailer out again. I'm literally counting the hours!


Ok. Back to the future - as it were. As I type this, almost all of Twitter is raging about the new Jem and The Holograms trailer. I do NOT like being left out of these discussions, so I had to chek it out, obvs. I mean I don't know, maybe because it was so long since I saw an episode of it but I have to join the negative hype. I really don't like it. A childhood memory has been turned into an insipid cautionary tale about fame and fortune not being able to buy happiness, and the importance of family. One would have hoped, in the internet age, they would have at least slipped in a few good points about the internet and online culture etc. Jem does get discovered on youtube - but it pretty much ends there as far as I can see. I dunno, maybe new generations of tweens will flock to it. I just think it's... Meh... 



Now, I really, really must eat something and go to work at some point - but before closing I just need to share one thing with you. I'm a little upset with myself. I seem to have not said a single solitary word about Mr Holmes. No, not Benedict Cumberbacht. The other one. The one that's not out yet. With Sir Ian McKellan. Oh yes, That one. The thing about superheros (Sherlock Holmes undoubtedly is one) is that they are meant to never be weak, never falter (not in ways that cannot be remedied at any rate) and thus, they never age. Which is why it will be both interesting and enlightening to see Mr Sherlock Holmes as an old man. Interpreted by such a truly extraordinary actor, we're really in for a treat, I reckon... 


Right, now. That whole lunch and work deali-o. Have a great week folks! Luv y'all! 

Essie 


A SPINE CHILLER FOR THE DISCERNING FAN - "THE CONJOURING"

This, in a sense, is a specialist movie. Horror is a genre you either love or hate and James Wan is a director who works particularly well within this genre. So the same goes for him, you either love him or hate him. And in this particular film, Wan takes on what is actually quite a “specialist” subject. It is the true story of – for those who follow these circles for whatever reason – two of the greatest and certainly most famous paranormal investigators of our time, Ed and Lorraine Warren.
The story is, purportedly, one of the most frightening cases the couple has been asked to assist on. They are invited into the house of the Perron family who have just moved to an isolated property out in the country with their young family consisting of five young girls. As is usual with these things, the events start small, the family dismisses them as fruits of over-active imaginations or just the difficulties of settling into a new house… But it soon becomes patently obvious that these are a lot more than the creeks of an old house. Ed and Lorraine desperately try to help – but it may well be too little too late…

Now, this does rather seem to go without saying but this film largely relies on fantasy. If you do not actually believe in the supernatural (the events depicted do after all claim they are based on reality) you must be fully able to suspend disbelief and enjoy being scared by the monsters Wan creates on the screen. If you’re going to eye-roll and go “oh that doesn’t make sense”, really, don’t bother. It will continue to not make sense throughout unless you can immerse yourself in the film’s universe and fully believe in it.
That said, Wan makes it incredibly easy for the discerning viewer to leave the comfort of their armchairs and enter into the once home, now hell hole of the Perron family. Every single film I have watched by this director very artfully combines suspense and pace to quickly create an overwhelming sense of dread and then quickly – and almost without us noticing – drag us into the film’s universe. And our sense of overwhelming dread is such that even when staples of the horror genre turn out on our screens, even if you are quite sure what is going to happen, you are still concerned with how it is going to happen. Of course with a director like Wan at the helm there is always a good chance that it is not going to happen at all, but the point is that when / if it does happen, you are not disappointed. And you jump. I mean for example – and for those who have seen it, think of the scenes with the family dog. You know what the little girl is going to encounter as she runs out of the house. You’re still on tender hooks.
I think this has a lot to do with inspiration taken from a more oriental way of filmmaking. In popular Eastern cinema themes and stories are often classics, clichés even, the audience knows full well what is going to happen. They’re there because they already like that particular story. What they are interested is the “how”. This leads to a great attention to detail and imagination used in the endless variations of details that change the whole atmosphere of the story… This attitude combined with just the right amount of imagination, that magic combination of a well-executed classic and just the right amount of innovation means that James Wan’s films are works you simply cannot take your eyes off.
And a couple of words of admiration for the cast – a lot of screen time goes to the five young actresses portraying the perron girls and it has to be said they do not miss a beat. Lili Taylor has always been an actress I have admired through her various television shows and she was an absolute pleasure to watch here too.

This film will not change your world. It is not, say a George Romero film with undertones of political message and a good dose of dark comedy. It is quite an expendable film, to watch for two hours, be scared of and then forget (or have a few nightmares about and then forget depending on how sensitive you are about these things). But if you are a fan of horror or you just feel like checking out a rather superb example of the genre executed by a master go ahead and get stuck right in. I’d leave the lights on though if I were you… You know, just in case… 

6 Mayıs 2015 Çarşamba

BIG DIRECTORS, BIG VISUALS AND WELL... BIG ABS...

Oh my God Oh my God I am so sorry I am late!

I seem to be living roughly three lives rolled into one these days. I'm keeping it together - but only just! Aaand so occasionally schedule-related "whoopsie" moments happen. For which I appologise.

It's not like  lack things to say or soemthing this week. Many of my fave directors are releasing trailers like things possessed. One of these possessed things come courtesy of Woody Allen and latest film on the horizon Irrational Man. If the name of Wood Allen alone was not a sufficient lure for yours truly, the presence of Joaquin Phoenix in the leading role pretty much sealed it for me. He seems to be playing the part of a philosophy professor with very typically Allen-ish hang-ups and problems... Take a spin. It looks like fun for those of us who are "into" the style.



As I write this little letter, I turn to Twitter. Aaah, what is this I see trending - a series ? The Wachowskis you say? Hmm, definitely worth a look. The Wachowskis have gone for a series this time, and true to style it's big, bold imaginative and has the makings of something truly emotional grabbing and poetic while at the same time bewilderingly... "visual". The thing I find with the Wachowskis is that sometimes the style "comes off" and sometimes... Well it doesn't. Jupiter Ascending made a splash, albeit a rather controvertial one. As in a lot of critics tore the film a new one, so to speak... Well, Sense8 is definitely a "thing". What manner of thing it is remains to be seen...


Now... One more name that had tongues wagging and hearts beating fast... Tom Hardy starring as not one but two people at once in Legend, the story of the notorious Kray twins who pretty much ran London throughout the '50s and '60s. The trailer seems atmospheric and tantalising and Oscar winning writer of Mystic River Brian Helgeland seems to be at the helm of quite a solid little number. Of course it's a largely male dominated film with the women hanging around as little more than eye candy if that, but well... It's the genre. And it was the '50s. I'll be checking it out, that's for sure.


So from all that macho posturing, let's go for a different kind of machismo and posture, shall we... Now you can berate the Magic Mike franchise as much as you like. You can laugh at its lack of content. You can call it an excercise in shallowness and objectivisation. What you cannot do is deny that if you are interested in the scantily clad male form, it provides ample sights that are very, very easy on the eyes... Take a gander... If only to, ehm, you know, be able to mock it or something later...


Whoo I need a drink of water... Or something... I'll go and take a cold shower or a long walk or something, in the meanwhile you have a lovely week my dears!

Essie


JUST SIT BACK AND FEEL THE FURY!

I don’t know why I do it to myself. No, I honestly do not. One has to admit that I have been a very, very good girl as far as keeping up to date with the releases of 2015. I guess it’s my journalistic duty. You’ve stuck by me. You’re growing in numbers. You deserve up to date film news. That’s sorta why I watched Fury – for you. And it would make a very good paragraph ending if I continued that with “so you didn’t have to” – but that would be only part of the truth. Yes, let’s get this bit out of the way, Fury is “yet another WW2 movie” – as opposed to being in possession of some kind of original insight or approach to it. Don’t get me wrong, between a talented cast, atmospheric cinematography and truly dramatic moments based by and large on the real life experiences of tank drivers during the Second World War it gives you quite a gripping and emotional ride. But from time to time, in fact all too often, Fury strays into the realm of the testosterone-laden Bollywood style overdramatic .
April 1945. The American army is advancing into German territory. Although the Americans are technically “winning the war”, they are very far from being  “out of the woods yet … The German Tiger tanks are superior to the American tanks and any soldiers or civilians resisting are resisting with that fanatical strength given by utter desperation… The war has been going on for far too long. The men are tired. The mental strain is unbearable and it takes someone with the experience and strength of character of Wardaddy (Brad Pitt) to truly be in command of a Sherman tank and the battle hardened crew who is sick of war and quickly approaching the end of their rope. In this inflammable situation a death of a crew member is nothing short of devastating. Especially if he is replaced with a complete rookie, Norman Ellison (Logan Lerman), who trained as a typist and clerk but has now found himself as the Bow Gunner in a Sherman Tank. Norman has only one option – to adapt to his new position, and fast. Because every time Norman stumbles, he could potentially cost multiple lives including his own, and Wardaddy seemingly has neither the time nor the mental strength to teach him the ropes…

Now, as I said in the intro, in a word, the film is exactly what you think it’s going to be. It is pretty much full of stock characters – though I was impressed with the presence of a token Latino as opposed to a token black soldier – and David Ayers (name behind many hard-hitting male-oriented films such as The Fast and the Furious 1 , Training Day S.W.A.T. etc.  in the capacity of writer and director) does pretty much what he does best. We easily recognize most of the crew, Wardaddy, the tough and legendary leader, Grady, the one who is “unhinged”, Gordo our token Latino (abely executed may I add, by Michael Pena). Shia LaBeouf’s Bible – making him so religious is a combo of an interesting choice and, I suspect, Ayer jumping at the chance of using this for dramatic effect – is the one character we haven’t seen that often before but still, not an entire novelty. Norman is the wide-eyed rookie who is fresh to the front much like us, we empathize with him, and all together we learn about the horrors of war. Norman gets transformed into  hardened crew member in a matter of days (as opposed to the rest of the crew for whom one would assume it took years) but right up to the end we never doubt he’s the true “good guy” – because he’s the one we’re empathizing with and that would never do. The actors do a very good job of executing the characters (original or not) and the direction is up to par if again, unremarkable.
I do get that it is a wonderful dramatic point to have a character fighting against impossible odds. To have a soul striving to achieve something no matter what the obstacles are and how hard it seems is basically the stuff drama is made of. I believe, as the film reaches its climax, is that we are so invested in Wardaddy as the heroic, legendary leader that we think that he might, just might , oh I don’t know – defeat an entire SS Batallion with four men, one broken down Sherman tank and a very limited amount of ammunition. Yes I am talking about the “final battle”. Now, if it were a Butch Kassidy and the Sundance Kid type ending, well and good, they go emotionally and heroically out into “death by Nazi”. But on top of all the male-centered clichés, the fact that our little tank (Fury) and its crew actually wipes out what looks like over half the battalion just… It… It’s not even a “raaah” moment. Maybe it is for a guy, but definitely not for me. Look, I’m no expert, but assuming that in real life all the men hadn’t run for their lives and all stayed with the tank, after the initial surprise surely the battalion would have used vehicles or heavy artillery to overcome the tank. Only not here, apparently.
I mean sure, if you just want to go, have a forgettable few hours ogling at Brad Pitt and then carry on with your life, sure, go watch Fury. Fans of war films will find much to amuse them as will WW2 enthusiasts. But if you’re on a quest for something a bit more deep and meaningful, something thought provoking and original, these definitely are not the droids you are looking for…