25 Kasım 2013 Pazartesi

ESSIE'S LITTLE BLOG OF HORRORS

There. I told you I'd get it done. Ok, granted, it's technically the small hours of Monday morning not Sunday evening. But still, there is something fitting about writing these updates in the small hours of  the morning. It is dark outside, all the little creatures are asleep, an eerie wind blows...

Fine, I'm in a suburb of  a large metropolis not in the wild wastes of noweher, but with the right film running before you it can sure feel like it....

Now, this one will be particularly interesting for those of you who may think "all horror films are alike". For those who prefer their horror on a rather more subtle scale, we have gothic. For those who want to"crank it up a bit" we have grindhouse. Not sure what I'm on about? Scroll right down if you are not faint of heart... All will become clear...

Happy viewing,
Essie

"DON’T LOOK NOW" BUT THERE'S SOMETHING CREEPING UP ON YOU...

I have never read anything by Daphne Du Maurier. She is, however, one of those writers I have had the nagging feeling I would really get to enjoy if I could find ten minutes in my life to actually sit down and read. Oh I know what you’re going to say, there’s always time, read on the commute etc… But see, a lot of her work contains Gothic elements, the subtleties of which are lost sometimes on the hustle and bustle of a busy commuter train.  I cannot possibly feel the full, subtle range of emotion the genre brings out in one while also trying to deal with the B.O. of a fellow passenger and the underlying worry I might get too sucked in and miss my stop. The same goes with Gothic style films. I feel my most comfortable watching them at night, after everyone has gone to sleep (I share the house with three other adults and two bouncy cats so especially on weekends, night-time is the only quiet spell around) This is why, watching this understated little number based on a story by Daphne Du Maurier on a Sunday afternoon may have been a mistake. The fact that it made me curl my toes and huddle under the blanket clutching my laptop towards the end is a testament to the strength of the film.
John (Donald Sutherland) and Laura Baxter’s (Julie Christie) lives are shattered when their young daughter Christine drowns while playing in a pool behind their house. The death shakes the young family to the core, as it would any family, but with time they find a way to move on. Their son is put in boarding school and the parents move to Venice for a short while as John has found work renovating an old church there. But just as their lives seem to be entering some form of normalcy a chance encounter with two rather eccentric old ladies changes everything. One of these two old ladies, two sisters to be precise, is blind. And she claims to be psychic. A psychic who has a rather eerie plethora of knowledge of Christine… She claims Christine has a message from beyond the grave for her parents. Laura is interesting but John, ever the sceptic, refuses to heed messages or read any kind of meaning other than the mundane to a series of bizarre events taking place all around him. His, is of course, the way of logic… But is logic the only explanation for things going on around us?
I think old horror films are honestly things we, the children of the 21st century should re-visit more often. Horror films today rely far too much on jump-scares and CGI monsters I find. I mean sure, I’m in the mood for a good scare from time to time. But these days we seem to have very little time for the “creepy”. We no longer seem to have time to be “creeped out” slowly –we want it all, at once, full sensory load, NOW. I blame the sheer amount of jump-scares in horror. I also believe the pervasion of CGI and visual effects absolutely EVERYWHERE. Now I’m not saying they shouldn’t be used by the bucket-load when necessary. I personally am looking forward to watching The Desolation of Smaug in 3D. But I’m very sad that “non-CGI” is being pushed further and further into the back of the closet. One of the solutions if, like me, you are nostalgic for this era is to watch older films like this little 1970’s number. Like I said in the intro, you may want to wait for an evening when you are not too hyper to watch it. Let it wash over you and slowly draw you in; this, people, is basically a good old chills down your spine type tale. You gotta give the chills time to settle in. iYou may be a bit disoriented by all the intercutting images at first. It is quite atmospheric when you get “in” to the film, but I haven’t seen the technique used so frequently in one film for a while so I kept getting “snapped” out of the film, as it were – at least in the beginning. But don’t be sceptical. Give it a shot. ‘Cos being a doubter did John no good, I can tell you that much… 

AN ASSAULT ON THE SENSES AND IMAGINATION : " SUSPIRIA"

Now, from one kind of old-fashioned to a totally different kind. Because, you know what the other thing you think when you watch old horror films is. I mean, at least, I know what I think: wow. Look at what used to pass for special effects back in the day!  How better to explore this phenomenon than a good old bit of grindhouse… Now, this is not a genre that generally appeals to all. OTT special effects, loud female screams, monsters living or dead… You get the picture. But when you have a master director like Dario Argento at the helm, you know there’s going to be something to it. The end result? This rather intriguing little number that will definitely etch itself onto your memory for the right reasons or the wrong ones…
Suspiria is the story of Suzy Banion (Jessica Harper), an American ballet student who has come to a European ballet academy to continue her studies. On the surface  of it, it seems like what it says on the tin : an old, well established ballet academy set in a picturesque European town in the middle of the woods. However, a few grisly murders and a few hints of the supernatural later, Suzy begins to slowly become convinced that there is something a lot more sinister than the art of ballet being practiced in this school… But can Suzy get to heart of the sinister secrets housed in the school? And if she does, will the school let her survive to tell the tale?
Now, you have to have a love of all things nostalgic to enjoy grindhouse. And, most importantly, you have to be able to suspend disbelief completely and play “let’s pretend”. Did you do that as a child? Of course you did. The question is, did you ever stop? If, like me, you never did quite, you’ll probably enjoy grindhouse.
Because I mean, let’s face it. All the clichés of horror films rolled into one. We have a frail and beautiful American heroine in a “strange” European country. She arrives at a ballet academy which, for God knows what reason, is in the middle of a dark forest. Oh, and the night she arrives, there is a terrible storm and it’s pouring with rain – obviously. But then again,  I don’t think I’ll knock the opening sequence too  much, now I come to think about it… There is a sequence in there that has a very well deserved place in cinematic history. I won’t give too much away – you need to not see it coming to have the full effect.
So, if Don’t look now was understated and creepy, Suspiria is the mirror opposite. It is a complete sensory load on the senses be it in terms of colour, music (the theme tune is still  a little bit stuck in my head) and effects…  And it’s not just the technical side of it, everything, EVERYTHING about this film is completely OTT. But then again, I’m lucky you see. Like a lot of creative people I have a bit of a fondness for all things truly dramatic. Yes of course there will be times you cannot help giggling at the special effects of the day (1977 to be precise) but hey… I’m willing to bet good money you will have to make a conscious effort not to get sucked into the film in the end. It just goes to show that good direction sometimes transcends details like special effects. And Suspiria is deliciously spine tingly, with some very, very tense moments – even by 21st century standards – with awesome atmos… I enjoyed the film on so many levels, be it visually (I just want to re-iterate how stunning the colours in this film are), cinematically or simply as a chilling yarn told around the camp fire. You’ll love it. Oh and if you watch it in the dead of night like me, do leave a light on in the hall. I had to creep along a dark hallway to the stairs to go up to brush my teeth. And what with the bannisters creaking and the cats running about… Let’s just say it wasn’t a pleasant experience directly post-Suspiria… ;) 

20 Kasım 2013 Çarşamba

ESSIE SPEAKS OF OUTER SPACE...

So... Ok here's what happened.

I had a totally different update planned for this week. Now don't worry, the update is "still there", waiting to be updated. In fact, like I said in a post a little further down it WILL be updated this weekend (Sunday evening GMT) - the theme is horror by the way, not something you see here often. Dario Argento is involved too. There. That's enough teasers. Back to the matter in hand - ahem.

Anyway, yes, so I had something totally different planned for this week. Then I watched Gravity. I had A LOT to say on the matter like most of the blogosphere. So much so that I produced the monster of a blog entry you can see below. It's about the length of two posts. If I were cheeky enough, I WOULD call it two posts in one. Well it is word-count wise. But I see why you'd argue it's a grey area...

So there you go peeps. Check out what your resident blogger thinks of Gravity and check back on Sunday to see what other horrors I have in store for you. Hopefully this should mark the beginning of our return to regular weekend updates.

happy viewing!
Essie

IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU FALL... "GRAVITY"

Truth be told, when there is this much hype about a film, I worry. I mean, it’s hard to explain but you get caught up in the “aura” of the film and then… Well then you expect it to be life changing. Utterly “the ground moved” amazing. I mean I do. But then… Then it falls short and you get disproportionally upset with the whole affair. That’s why I was curious but cautious as I went to see Gravity the other night – in 3D I might add. I hadn’t actually revved myself up not to like it but I was trying to get my expectations down… And you know… My expectations can go all over the shop sometimes and that isn’t much good for anyone. I am very pleased to report however, that in a lot of ways Gravity exceeded my expectations… I needn’t have worried. Not in  this case. However… There were bits that disappointed me a bit. I will try and explain what I mean further down but first the story. You know, just in case you’ve been living under a stone or something…
Gravity is the story of Matt Kowalski (George Clooney) and Dr Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) who unexpectedly find themselves drifting in outer space, tethered to each other but virtually nothing else. Dr Stone is just a mission specialist; a medical doctor who is specifically working on this mission and this one only – in other words “a civilian”. Kowalski however, is a veteran of “infinity and beyond”. His buoyant spirits and knowhow do indeed carry them both for a while but ultimately, is it enough? I don’t want to tap into my ‘80s soul and say “in space no one can hear you scream” – but they can’t you know… No air…
Ahem. Moving swiftly on, I want to give you one word: the photography. Oh. My. God. I have never seen anything like it, Cuaron proves himself a true technical master in this one.  And rest assured, I mean it in more ways than one. First of all, the shots of space are stunning. There is a very sharp reminder in the opening sequence alone that we are a very, very small, insignificant part of the universe despite our rather warped view that we are the centre of it. And philosophical messages aside, Cuaron uses his camera to suck you right into the film. I was reading on Twitter that one person felt as if they had “just got back from a space mission themselves” after seeing that film. I can relate. Cuaron uses the psychology of video games as much as anything else to make us feel we are personally “part of the action”. He does this by using a lot of POV shots, straight from the eyes of our main protagonist Ryan Stone. I was particularly fascinated by the fact that there are a LOT of these POV shots, but they do not jar at all- possibly because, even if we don’t all play “first person shooter” type games, we are a lot more used to the concept. I remember that  back in the ‘50s or ‘60s – if memory serves – one director tried making an entire film from the POV of the protagonist – it was a dismal failure. But these days, what with genres like “found footage” type horror films, more artistic endeavours like Sokhourov’s Russian Ark our tolerance for it seems to have grown considerably. The ever present video games- genres like first person shooters etc – also help to up our tolerance. All in all, the POV shots actually “make” the film as opposed to breaking it, I found. You slip directly into the characters skin and it gives the adrenaline that already pervades the film that little bit of a push…
Of course herein lies the need for a good balance. Because you can’t really rely on POV shots alone to get the audience to “bond” with a character – they need backstories. They need to be real. Kowalski is a typical “good old boy” with lots of stories to tell and an almost insatiable appetite for telling and re-telling these stories – we get to know about him quite quickly. Ryan Stone is a bit trickier. (This is not technically a spoiler but you may want to look away at this point if you’re really allergic to them skip to the next paragraph)But  she quickly wins us over when we find out she is still trying to cope with the loss of her four year-old daughter who died, of all things, from falling and banging her head in the playground. I loved that touch – not something complicated like “childhood leukemia” just “one of those things”, tragic in its simplicity and minimalism... Now, I have nothing against them having backstories – they’re pretty much essential. But there comes a point in the film when Ryan gives up and decided that she might as well prepare to die saying she “hopes to see her daughter soon”.  Then, of course, she decides to fight for her life (that one last push that will naturally prove to save her life ultimately) and in the course of that decision she pretty much seems to get over the death of her daughter and land on earth healed and ready to start anew – complete with a “conquering heroine” shot of her from round about her ankles making her look like a leviathan at the end.
Humm… I guess what I’m saying is (welcome back if you skipped that paragraph) that backstories and character development aren’t Gravity’s strong points. But that’s kinda ok you see, because you don’t really go to Gravity for character development. Or I mean, you shouldn’t.  You should see the film either in 3D or in IMAX and really get immersed in the action – and amazed at the beauty of the photography. It’s fascinating really, because I really wonder if this film would be as successful without technology such as IMAX, 3D, HD and all the other “visual enhancements”. It would certainly be possible. It might even be good. It would, however, simply be an action movie. Even the POV shots wouldn’t have been enough to make the film so breath-takingly exciting.  So this, in my view, is a true 21st Century film- if only in the sense that it wouldn’t essentially be what it is today without 21st century technology. I will also have to argue that it is a distant cousin of AVATAR in the sense that while it is perfectly possible to enjoy it in 2D it’s just… Not the same.
My gut reaction when I finished watching AVATAR was “this is not a film”. It’s something between a film and a fair-ground ride (don’t get me wrong, this is not meant as an insult. My argument is that it is a completely different, far more “participatory” genre than a film and this is neither good nor bad. Just different). Now,  I have to admit GRAVITY is not so simplistic. Calling it “something like a fair-ground ride would be very unfair to Cuaron whose photography is a true work of art…  They are, however, quite closely related. The fact that you are (at least I was, and so were others from what I gather) breathless, dazed and a bit confused when you exit the cinema is a testament to this fact.

So we can conclude that Gravity is a technical triumph. Just possibly not a “philosophical” triumph. That said, does every film need to be? No. Is it well worth your money to go and see it -, and heck, shell out a bit of extra for the 3D? Yes. Enough said. Now go book your ticket ;)  

12 Kasım 2013 Salı

ESSIE SPEAKS OF STARS AND BRIGHT LIGHTS

Well hello there.

I know. My timekeeping has become atrocious. Like, even more than usual. I hope you still keep one eye on the blog and check back, secure in the knowledge that your rather disorganised blogger will definitely update her blog. She's just not always sure when. But hey, let's not dwell on the negative, shall we? Updates are here, and my oh my they are a bright, star-spangled bunch...

Today's films have one thing in common. A plethora of a-list celebrities. Now you make think this is a good thing and you may not - I discuss my opinion on the matter a little further down. But the two films certainly use the phenomenon to very different effects. See what you make of them...

And oh, hey : you will remember to scroll down to the bottom of the page and watch the trailers right? Ok, I mean, they're there if you want them. Just saying. And by the way, if you want to follow me on Twitter (and why not, right?) I'm at @Essie_Tweets :)

happy viewing,
Essie

THE CLOSER YOU LOOK, THE LESS YOU SEE : "NOW YOU SEE ME"

For my first trick tonight, I will make two hours of your life disappear J Wow, ok, that came out a tad bit darker than I intended it to. But you know what I mean. You sit down to watch a film, what with the dazzling special effects (yes, I know, I do moan about special effects a lot but you can’t beat them when they’re well used), glamorous actors and a whirlwind of a storyline, you’ll be walking out of the cinema scratching your head before you became fully conscious of ever sitting down.
It all starts, you see, with four illusionists (Jesse Eisenberg, Isla Fisher, Woody Harrelsson and David Franco). They have banded together to form a troupe entitled “The Four Horsemen” – and for their tour around Las Vegas they use “magic” to “rob banks”. An amusing gimmick and nothing more, right? Well, possibly not. As the banks the four horsemen say they are robbing on stage in front of a live audience indeed start turning up empty the next morning, the police force (headed by Mark Ruffalo) is faced with the very same perplexing question we are all faced with at the end of magic shows (I know I’m supposed to call them mentalists or illusionists or whatever. For me, they will always ever be magicians. Sorry J ) : “How the heck did they do that?”  But with even one of the most famous “illusionist de-maskers” (Morgan Freeman) baffled by the turn of events and the possibility of an agenda that stretches way beyond just the cash… Is this simply a rather glamorous set of heists? Or is there actually something a lot bigger at stake?
Ok, quick question: Did you like the Ocean’s franchise? You did? Then jump right on the bandwagon my friends! This is most definitely one for you! And I mean, don’t get me wrong, I loved the Ocean’s films. But this is a tad bit better methinks. First of all, I like the fact that it doesn’t rely so much on star power. I mean don’t get me wrong there are one heck of a lot of stars in this one too. There are even a few I couldn’t get into the blurb like Michael Cane for example. But there are not 15 of them.  Which, in my view is a good thing. I mean 15 a-list celebrities are all very well and good – in fact in some cases but it always makes me a tad nervous about the rest of the film. You know, the directing, the storyline, the effects… I know it’s a tad unfair, but I always get the nagging question “what are they trying to hide?” – you know. If they’re throwing that much talent at it, my head reasons, there must be something going not quite right with it. Now this little number has a significant amount of star talent in the mix, you can ask what it’s trying to hide until you are blue in the face; I am pretty darn confident you won’t get it.
This is not simply because there is nothing that is obviously wrong with it; I have to say that this was one of the best heist  /stroylines I have seen in a very long time. I know that technology and development allows us to design visual effects gimmicks that are more intricate than ever before, but this was truly spectacular. And all the visuals – be it the effects all the stars – definitely do not retract from a complicated plotline you will literally “not see coming” until the very end. But don’t worry. There is a an actual “explanation”  bit very neatly inserted into the film so I can guarantee you won’t get completely lost.  This is actually my favourite kind of plot. I don’t like it when I can see films “coming” a mile away. And my “eyesight” is pretty darn good what with one thing and another  (mainly the sheer volume of films I have watched in my life).
If I were to say one negative thing about the film, it might be that it suffers from a slight lack of character development. I’m not going to go as far as saying they are “stock characters” they definitely are not, but… I mean we could, in an ideal world, get to know them a tad bit better. But then again, that is not what the movie is about. The movie is about the show – that’s why this is what the movie concentrates on. Which is fair enough, I think.
So next time you have a few hours to spare, feel free to spare it on this little number. You will not regret it – this much I promise you.


THE ART AND THE MAGIC OF "MIDNIGHT IN PARIS"

Well, this is definitely a little number that has me scratching my head. Oh don’t get me wrong, not in a bad way. The film is amazing. It’s just that as I actually am such a fan of Woody Allen, I’m not entirely sure why I put off watching this for so darn long. I better not take this long getting round to watch Blue Jasmine…  But I digress… Let’s get this show back on track girls and boys, because this film has a lot to say for itself (well, what did you expect, it is Woody Allen) and we’d better get started talking about it…
Gil (Owen Wilson) and Inez ( Rachel McAdams) are an engaged couple who have tagged along to Paris with Inez’s father and mother who are on a business trip. For Inez, this is a perfect moment to select furniture for their future Malibu home. For Gil, a screenwriter who desperately wants to “try his hand at real literature” Paris is almost a pilgrimage. While Inez is determined to “stay a tourist”, Gil wants to wander the streets of Paris, sit at the cafes where Hemmingway and Picasso conversed and soak up the atmosphere. And I mean of course Paris is beautiful, but it is not Paris at its best. This, according to Gil, is Paris in the ‘20s.  But then again, Gil has so many things he is discontented with in his current existence that it is not surprising he dreams of an idealised past.  Things however, take a turn for the surreal when one night, when Gil is taking a slightly tipsy walk through Paris by himself, he actually finds a way back into the ‘20s. As he gets over his disbelief and starts exploring this strange occurrence, Gil begins to think that he may have found the perfect solution to all his problems. He no longer needs to just DREAM of living alongside his idols, he can actually stay in the past and do it! So can Gil, who can barely decide where to live in Los Angeles actually make the decision to uproot and live in a completely different era? And more importantly, is this actually the solution to his problems?
Actually this is a really good follow-up to “Now You See Me”  in one sense. Because when you read through the credits, you are once again absolutely battered with celebrities. But it’s ok you see – firstly the celebrities are in fact mostly little more than cameos (with the notable exception of Marion Cotillard who didn’t make it into the blurb but… I mean watch the film, there’s a reason for that). Throughout the film we closely follow Gil and his story. There is, in fact, something incredibly fitting about the concept of “celebrities playing celebrities”.  It makes it easier for us to get into the mind set of Gil who is literally star-struck, surrounded by every literary influence he has ever had, living and breathing in the flesh. We get a good feeling of the “awe” he feels in their presence  and incidentally I loved the contrast between his “day life” and his “night life” as, especially in the second half of the movie, any exchanges he has with his fiancée and her family are almost exclusively limited to the hotel room. All in all, Midnight in Paris is a sweet, romantic, magical fable that I am very glad I watched indeed.
I mean yes, this is Woody Allen, so the film relies heavily on dialogue. And yes, this is a fable, so there is an “inherent lesson” to be learnt from it. There is even a scene where Owen Wilson “tells us” this lesson at the end. This may seem a tad to didactic to you. Then again, if you’re a fan of Woody Allen, surely you can’t have that many problems with being “talked at” and “lectured”. And credit where it is due, the scene is neither long nor obnoxious.

I remember when this film first came out, a lot of people sort of wrinkled their noses and said “it isn’t like his usual stuff” (Him being Woody Allen). I agree. It is a lot more positive, a lot less “grounded I the harsh and bitter realities of real life” than his usual works. If you are looking for an outlet for that kind of emotion, I would suggest you pass up on this one. This film would go much better with a glass of wine, some chocolates and a few friends – albeit those who can endure films with a LOT of dialogue. 

4 Kasım 2013 Pazartesi

ESSIE'S SOMETHING OLD AND SOMETHING NEW :)

Hi there folks.

Well, at least I'm not that late this time :)

I'm continuing with my "something old - something new" theme this week.

I have a black and white "creme de la creme" classic for your delectation today, along with a little modern number I have suddenly found I have rather a lot to say about. Hence the rather huge post :)

anyway, I need to dash now - I'm late for a rendez-vous as we speak - but I really hope you have a good week!

happy viewing,
Essie

"THE LETTER" FROM A LONG LOST AGE...

Aah Film noir. One of the oldest genres around. To be sure it has changed a lot since it’s heyday in the ‘40s and ‘50s so much so that it has spurned a new genre called “neo-noir” that differentiates the modern versions from those good old Hollywood classics. It’s like a roast dinner, fish and chips, your favourite drink (please note that I am writing this post just before dinner LOL), in short something you know like the back of your hand and come back to knowing what to expect. If it is an American Classic like The Letter, you will get a beautiful woman, seductive but dangerous (Bette Davis), a man of the law (often a private eye or a police officer but in this particular case the family lawyer, played by James Stephenson), a crime, a cover-up and the impending sense of doom despite the best efforts of the characters, be they sympathetic or not… Adapted from W. Somerset Maugham’s best-seller, The Letter is cited as an example for “classic American noir” – and there’s a good reason for it…
Leslie (Bette Davis) and Robert ( Herbert Marshall) lead a charmed life, living on plantation in Singapore. Servants to tend to their every need and enough money to make %100 sure these needs are tended to mean that Leslie has little to do apart from relaxing and enjoying life while her adoring husband makes sure the plantation is ticking over. She is adored by one and all in the area and part of the very cream of high society, so everyone is shocked when she admits to killing one of her neighbours, a man both her and her husband had known for some time, in her own home in the middle of the night. However, as she is a trusted and well-loved member of society people are also more than ready to believe her word on what happened. The man was drunk, had showed up unannounced, was making unwanted advances and she was alone in the house. She defended herself. She is of course put on trial – but it really seems to be little more than a formality – everyone fully expects life to return to normal very, very shortly. Except… There is talk of this letter… A letter written in Lesley’s own hand and that could turn this idyllic world upside down… Her lawyer seems to be the only one who can help her… Stuck between his loyalty to his client and his loyalty to his vocation, Howard is in a very tight spot indeed… But he must choose carefully, for no matter which way he turns, his actions will have grave consequences…
It’s an interesting combo, the film noir. Becoming popular, and holding a lot of its roots in the Depression era the genre takes a step away from “classic” Hollywood. You can definitely sense the general disillusionment with the establishment and the “system” (whatever that may be) as criminals who get away with murder (among other crimes), officers of the law who fully believe that “everyone has their price” but who have lost all faith in justice they are meant to uphold are prominent along with the dark and striking photography that owes a not a little to German Expressionism but doubtless also contributes to the atmosphere of the film and the constant sense of “something bad being about to happen”.

The Letter is a textbook example of all of the above, but don’t think for a minute it is a hard tale of doom and gloom that you will find difficult to “get into”. In fact this film, as do a lot of its genre, relies a lot on emotions and feelings. In fact I couldn’t help but smile as I watched Bette Davis; as an actress she is as brilliant as always, however there are times when you note a gesture or a pose that is so exaggerated you can very clearly see the lingering effects of the pre-sound era of cinema. It is literally the kind of stuff I do today when I’m clowning around and want to give a sense of an “overly exaggerated” whatever it is… Oh you’ll recognise it. You really, really will. But you have to remember that cinema is an art form like any other, and it grows, changes and develops. Find it funny or not, The Letter is one of the great-grandparents of the crime dramas we watch today. And visiting your grandparents (or indeed your great grandparents) can be both fascinating and great fun… If you can find time in your “modern existence” to actually do it that is… ;) 

THE DRAGON, THE WITCH AND THE SUBMARINE : "ATLANTIS"

And now a bit of Tv. Because, let’s be frank, we watch one heck of a lot of it. You know how I say you sometimes need to come back to a comfortable classic. Like comfort food. You don’t expect, nor indeed want it to be complicated, you want to be carried away by the story for an hour or so and rest your head from all the “adult world” related nonsense that is going around in it. You also need something like this, I discovered, when you’re in bed with the flu. Unable to get out of bed , go to sleep or do anything constructive for several days I found that I was in severe need of having my mind taken off things – which is where Atlantis came in.
Atlantis is one of the newer productions of the BBC and follows the fate of Jason (Jack Donnelly), a young man from the modern world whose father had got lost in an underwater expedition. Heading fearlessly down to unplumbed depths in a one-man submarine, Jason finds himself in another world. And by that, I do not mean the next one. I mean a mythical land where magic is real and ancient civilisation continues unabated without a touch of modernity and “all it brings”. Jason’s arrival in this magical land is not, however, mere coincidence. Not only does Jason have ties to this land that he never even knew existed, the fate and happiness of many people rest on his shoulders. The question is, can he be the hero Atlantis needs him to be?
Now, first of all let me just say how much I love this series. For those of my generation, guys, it’s basically Narnia for adults. Only it’s for adults and kids – or at least younger audiences. It’s definitely family friendly – which is welcome news for any Game of Thrones fans with young ones. This is definitely one you can sit down and watch all together. Jason is every bit the shining hero and his faithful sidekicks (I’ll let you discover them in your own time haha) are both hilarious and endearing.  If you want to go on an adventure from the safety of your sofa without the added trauma of worrying about your favourite character getting killed off – this one is for you folks. This is goodies vs baddies pure and simple. And I don’t mean this as a bad thing.
Another point I would like to make is, credit where it is due, when you watch the six episodes aired thus far, you can clearly see the writing improve in leaps and bounds. Now come on, enough with that frown, just because I like something, it doesn’t mean I’m not going to point out its faults if I see any. And besides, at this particular point I’m saying it overcame a fault. I couldn’t help noticing the sheer mass of “exposition” going on in the first couple of episodes. You know those scenes where two characters have a lengthy conversation about something and have the sole purpose of providing information for the viewer before you take the next step in the story proper. Now, these are useful but more often than not, an able director can easily weave information into the story itself without taking a step away from it for what we might call a short “instructive video”. Atlantis suffers from a bit of a “public information video” syndrome in its first episodes but credit where it’s due the writing is getting a lot tighter in the latter ones and the story is advancing at a really good pace.
Then again, bizarrely, for a series that had too much exposition at one point, Atlantis does leave quite a few serious plot points unanswered. I mean, come on. I know we’re not actually meant to take our focus off Jason the shining hero but we don’t even know WHAT his father was doing in a sub in the first place? Geology? Zoology? Biology? Testing the sub? Oh and incidentally, Jason is in his early 20s so what exactly are his qualifications to be allowed to take a submarine down on a mission that probably cost the life of an experienced crew member BY HIMSELF? Fine, fair enough, these are all “modern world” problems, we can overlook them. (*SPOILER ALERT – skip to the next paragraph now to avoid it). My other major “thing” is Jason’s superpowers. Oh by the way yeah, in this world, he has superpowers – kind of. Very little is made of them and what they really are – ok fair enough it adds surprise value, kind of puts us on a par with Jason who had no idea he had superpowers either or what exactly they are. But come episode 6, not only has Jason not learnt anything new about their origin or extent (unless he knows something we don’t) – he has completely adapted to them and uses them unquestioningly. I don’t know about you but I’d be freaking out. Big time.
And speaking of adapting (and if you "skipped here, take my word for it, I was), ok, he has ties to this land, he’s not just anyone he is special, he has a destiny but I mean, is it realistic that he has completely adapted to a world with no electricity, running water, phones, cars or heck, even jeans when he was manning a submarine (so I assume some form of engineer at the very least) a matter of hours ago? There is SO MUCH potential for comic relief right there – and it only gets used briefly in the first half of episode one. Not that the series lacks in comic relief. Pythagoras and Hercules (Robert Emms and Mark Addy respectively) are positively hilarious - but you know… Adding a slightly unsure Jason to the mix would be the cherry on the top.
I totally get what they are trying to do with Jason though; he is the “shining hero” that can do no wrong. Precisely the kind of hero you want when you’re in bed with the flu or after a long, hard slog at the office. But, for those who have watched it, admit it, wasn’t it refreshing to watch him fumble over his words and knock things over as he tried to impress Ariadne? Would it not have been awesome to have him develop slowly into a full-fledged and magnificent hero by the end of the season as opposed to having him “express grown” by the end of episode one? A bit of character development, methinks, would not have gone amiss.

I mean, let’s give the series its due. It’s not over yet. There may be reasonable explanations to all of this. In fact, I may to a re-cap when the series has ended. Trust me I’ll be in a good position to make the judgement. Because I don’t intend to miss a single, solitary episode.