Well, this week's theme pretty much decided itself.
I have been working hard these days. Everyone tells me so. My mom, my boyfriend, my landlady, my friends... I don't mind. I even kind of enjoy it. However, it does mean that I am in desperate need of "escape" once my week day is over. I have found that these days more and more, the serious stuff gets pushed to the weekends. Weekdays are for fantasy. Far off lands. Heros, damsels and monsters. I know, I'm a serious film person and all that. I occasionally feel I should be writing about / watching more arthouse stuff. But then I tell myself, you know what, you guys probably work. You guys need to escape. I totally should share the successful methods of escape I have found. The art house stuff will come. On the weekend...
happy viewng,
Essie
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25 Ekim 2012 Perşembe
OUT OF THIS WORLD WITH "INKHEART"
Now, I know. It may not make sense to some. Brendan Fraser
is not everyone’s idea of a leading man. I kind of understand why. But this
film kinda got me. It may be because I am such a book worm and simply love the
idea of characters coming out of books. It may be just that I found the idea
original. And to be fair, there have been plenty of films about people going
into books but not that many in the way of people going into books. And let’s
be fair. We all love a good story. If the effects are good and the stroryline
half-way decent and original, it gets forgiven most things in my book. (In my
book – see what I did there? Oh never mind...)
Ok, so our hero is Mo (Brendan Fraser). He has a very good
relationship with his daughter Meggie who he raises single handed. He restores
books for a living and is passionate about books, but there is one especially
that he has been looking for, for a very long time. Until today. The book is
rare, this is true, but not particularly valuable or popular. But the book has
a different kind of value to Mo. Unbeknown to his daughter, Mo has a talent. He
can bring characters in books out into real life, simply by reading the book.
And of course what has gone out, must go in and that is precisely what has
happened to his wife Resa – Meggie’s mother. Mo’s only hope, all these years,
has been to find another copy of the book and confront the villains that had emerged
from it all those years ago, in the hope of getting his wife back... But with
all his talents and now with his daughter to think of, can Mo really beat some
villains that are truly out of this world?
Now, as you can guess from the general tone and actors, this
is definitely not a film that will change your world and your perception of
cinema. However, it has a lot going for it. First and foremost, with its
graphics, monsters, dragons and magic, it is EXACTLY what I needed to watch at
that particular time, on the evening of a tiring weeknight. It all comes down
to my argument about entertainment at the end of the day. You can look down
your nose at this kind of thing all you like. You can claim “oh but you knew
the end all along” etc. But at the end of the day, the film claims to be no
more than a tall yarn that will transport you to another universe for a couple
of hours. It succeeded with me. Brandon Fraser may not be the future King Lear,
however he is brilliant in his role here. It is not completely unsimilar to his
previous roles in the Mummy franchise if you think about it. You know, the typical
“good man” battling supernatural forces of evil... You know that has made me
think how really subtle the phenomenon of typecasting can be... I mean, the
Mummy and Inkheart have virtually nothing to do with eachother subject and
genre-wise and yet... I don’t know. Maybe it’s a strong face like Brendan
Fraser connecting them that connected the dots in my head... It’s a funny old
world, eh?
A DYSTOPIA AND A SLICE OF HISTORY: "THX 1138"
I kinda knew this film was going to be depressing. But it is
a classic – and I mean properly, a real classic. As in film history and stuff. I
mean, think what you want of George Lucas, he is a significant part of film
history. And it’s kind of important to know about him. AND if you’re interested
in dystopias – in a professional capacity or just because you like them – this is
one of the important ones. Which is why I watched it. No regrets =)
Our story takes place in the future – as it usually does. In
the 25th Century, humanity lives in cities underground and every
aspect of life is strictly controlled, with authority and more importantly,
with drugs. Roommates area allocated by an automated system, prayers are said
in sterile chapels to an automated God. The highest possible levels of
productivity and the lowest possible degrees of emotion are made possible
through the use of heavy sedatives. However, not everyone agrees with the
system. Not everyone thinks this is a good idea. LUH 3417 for instance, a
spirited young woman, is part of the rebellion. Not only that, she actually
starts substituting the sedatives of her roommate THX 1138 so he discovers his
humanity and emotions. THX begins to feel strange – otherwise known as
emotions. And one of the emotions is love for LUH, a love that is quickly
reciprocated. However things like love, sex and not taking drugs are serious
offences in this world. And The Powers That Be soon discover the subterfuge and
catch the couple... Will THX be able to use his new found humanity to
survive? Or ultimately, will he be consumed by the all powerful system?
Well we all know the George Lucas penchant for grand scale,
battles between good and evil and the trope of the individual against the
entire – evil – system (Think Luke Skywalker against the Empire. Same
difference). Also, you don’t need me to point out the fact that the whole
storyline bears a rather eerie resemblance to the classic book Brave New World
by Aldous Huxley. I mean yes, there are no end to the number of twists on the
story but twist it as you will, it is still the variation of the same story. Oh
don’t get me wrong, Lucas’s film doesn’t fail at being emotionally engaging,
heck, in my opinion, it’s almost what Lucas is best at. It’s just that I cannot
seem to shake the feeling that the film has been “done before” as it were. I
think the main reason for this is the fact that there are so many familiar
themes, thoughts and stories in there; Lucas creates a powerful hybrid of them
all, united with some brilliant strands of his own but... I don’t know. I felt
it’s lacking the thing that forms the transition from Good to Great. I mean, it
was his first feature to be fair. And it is part of film history. But still...
18 Ekim 2012 Perşembe
ESSIE SPEAKS OF SPIES AND HEROES
Howdy folks!
Wow, what a week I'm having! Work in the office is absolutely mad, I'm doing my own stuff and helping with organising the office move that is taking place tomorrow. Exciting times! On the plus side, I am really settling into my new internship and life over here. On the minus side I am almost constantly exhausted. And am officially part of that merry band, the London commuters. This means that I am exhausted at the end of each working day. And that I need some good, old fashioned entertainment to chill out to.
And then I thought, hang on a minute. There are one heck of a lot of commuters out there who probably have exactly the same needs from their entertainment. So here you go. Two very good films that helped me really unplug and enjoy myself this week. There's something in there for the fantasy lovers, there's something in there for those who like their entertainment more realistic.
Enjoy peeps!
Essie
Wow, what a week I'm having! Work in the office is absolutely mad, I'm doing my own stuff and helping with organising the office move that is taking place tomorrow. Exciting times! On the plus side, I am really settling into my new internship and life over here. On the minus side I am almost constantly exhausted. And am officially part of that merry band, the London commuters. This means that I am exhausted at the end of each working day. And that I need some good, old fashioned entertainment to chill out to.
And then I thought, hang on a minute. There are one heck of a lot of commuters out there who probably have exactly the same needs from their entertainment. So here you go. Two very good films that helped me really unplug and enjoy myself this week. There's something in there for the fantasy lovers, there's something in there for those who like their entertainment more realistic.
Enjoy peeps!
Essie
RETURN OF THE CLASSICS IN "THE DEBT"
Well, I guess the news was going to hit the airwaves at some
point, there is a boyfriend in my life as of quite recently (haha that got you
didn’t it baby?). And the reason I mention him in this particular post is that
this film is mainly his discovery. (I mean, of course he’s into movies, could
you imagine it being otherwise? J
) Anyhow, we watched this together the other night, and it was so absolutely
riveting that I had to share it with you. I mean, put your hands on your
hearts, everyone likes a good thriller. Especially a spy thriller.
The story is that of three Mossad agents that went to East
Berlin in 1965. Their mission is a dangerous one, to capture and bring to
justice one of the most notorious Nazi villains in history. The mission is
carried out and goes down in history with its success, the three agents taking
their places amongst the most famous Israelis in history. However, the glamour
and success they live with conceals secrets. The secrets are both personal and
professional and have given a bitter edge to their fame and fortune, unbeknown
to all but the three of them. And as we all know by now, the past has this
annoying habit of not staying buried. 30 year later, someone needs to go back
undercover to salvage not only their reputations, but their very lives...
I know, we are all somewhat divided about spy films in the
first place. And at first glance, the film seems to pack a few too many clichés
into one film. Spies during the Cold War with Second World War overtones thrown
in, combined with the “Jews vs the Nazis” paradigm AND a love triangle (this is
not really a spoiler, it is pretty self-evident from the moment we see the main
protagonists, one woman and two men). Not to mention the “secret from the past
that doesn’t remain buried” thing. I mean wow. I would really understand if you
took one look at the synopsis and ran for lack of original content alone. But
hear me out, because despite all this, the film has a lot, and I do mean a lot,
going for it.
Think about it, clichés are actually clichés for a reason,
it was because they have been “done” way
too often. And the reason they were done often is, presumably, because at one
point, before we decided that it was cheesy and “uncool”, it (whatever it may
be) was considered cool. And popular. This means that there is something we would
potentially enjoy a lot in any of “it”, provided it is done well. The same goes
for anything with multiple “cheesy” factors in it – as long as they are all
done well, there is nothing really wrong with it. And this film does do a
sterling job of everything. First of all, and perhaps most importantly the
acting is absolutely superb. The cast numbers names such as Helen Mirren, Sam
Worthington, Tom Wilkinson and Sam Worthington. The director, John Madden, uses
every classic spy-film trick in the book to keep us on the edges of our seats
from the word go. The main action is psychological, which is also good, it
doesn’t really rely that much on flashy fights and special effects like some
films of the genre do (James Bond is a spy as well technically, don’t forget).
So I mean, yeah, the film can be considered a tad old fashioned in some ways.
But just because a way you do something is old, it doesn’t necessarily mean that
it is wrong. Take a good, old fashioned Martini for example... But maybe that’s
the topic of another post all together...
"HANCOCK" - A SUPERHERO WITH ATTITUDE
Ok, so this is another
one I meant to watch for a while and forgot to get round to. That’s what
happens if one lives one’s life surrounded by films. I live in a perpetual
state of “what should I watch next”. I did not expect Hancock to be anything
but an amusing fantastic /action movie that I would watch of an evening and
forget. And to be absolutely fair, I highly doubt that Hancock is going to
change anyone’s life. However, neither is it quite the soap bubble I thought it
would be. I believe the character originated in some form of graphic art, this
wasn’t something I’m aware of, but I do intend to “get round to it” sharpish.
But let me tell you the story first.
Hancock is a
super-hero. And you know what super-heroes are like, right? All honour, good
manners and eat all your greens. Very nice in their place (say if aliens are
attacking or, I don’t know, there’s a fire or an earthquake) but a little
annoying in day to day life. I mean, that’s kinda what I think of old school
super-heroes. This is why I loved the concept of Hancock. Because this
super-hero has a serious attitude problem. He’s rude, he’s obnoxious, he’s a
bum – as in he’s literally homeless – and he has a serious drinking problem.
And yet he goes around the city, saving people as best he can. Now, Hancock is
good enough at saving people. The thing is, it’s not only what you do, but the
way you do it as well. So, as you can guess, Hancock is NOT a very popular guy. Until, randomly, he saves
a PR executive (Jason Bateman) from what is almost a fatal train accident. The PR executive
decides to return the favour by doing some work on Hancock’s rep. This, as you
can imagine, is the start of an amazing set of adventures in itself. But then,
to add to all of that, there is the Exec’s wife, Mary, (Charlize Theron) who appears to hate Hancock with
all her soul. But that’s another story all together.
Now, some people do
not think much of Will Smith in general. Err, I do. I mean, I’m not a massive
fan of his music, let’s be honest. And I highly doubt we will ever see him on a
stage as King Lear or some such. However, in the movies he has acted in, his
performance has always been brilliant. He is, in my view, especially good at
comedies, and I mean honestly, I could not even imagine a better drunk and
disorderly super-hero. What is more, in his numerous previous roles he has
proved himself as an action star as well. So all in all, he is very, very
successful in every single twist and turn of this film. I also think Jason Bateman and Charlize Theron are excellent choices as the PR exec and his wife too.
As I said, this film will
not change your life. It is not, however, yet another badly put together action
movie. It’s creators have taken some time to craft an original story in a genre
that has all but been “done” completely.
And studios have invested the money it takes to give the story the
technical backing it deserves to make rather spectacular special effects. In
short, this is good quality entertainment folks. I can really think of worse
films to turn my brain off to of a Friday night. Definitely recommended.
11 Ekim 2012 Perşembe
ESSIE SPEAKS OF FAMILIES
Well, howdy.
Sorry about the delay in updating peeps. I usually grab that moment when you get your coffee and settle at your desk to quickly update the blog on Thursdays Today however, at work, there were no such moments. It was go, go, go from the moment I walked into the office. It is now 14.16, I could have sworn it was 9.30 only 10 minutes ago and I have really had enough of today. It's turning into one of those ones you should really, really have stayed in bed for. Oh well.
The thing is there is one thing you can count on through all of this kinda chaos : your family. And this is precisely what this week's films are about. I have, as always, tried to go for "original" takes on families however. One is modern and decidedly tragic. One is a lot older and has a place in movie history, a "must watch" if you will.
I hope you enjoy. And once again, really sorry for the delay!
Essie
LIFE IS "BIUTIFUL"
As I write the title
above, I can almost feel my mother flexing her fingers before hitting the
keyboard to ask me if that is how I think beautiful is spelt. You see my mother
is an English teacher. Therefore, call it the habit of 30 odd years of
teaching, call it being a mom, call it a combination of both, every Thursday,
in the evening at the very latest, I will get a little e-mail from Mom
containing the corrections for this week’s updates. Those of you are more
observant than average may have notices commas appearing (yes, I am related to
a comma Nazi – Mom, google it, it’s a bona fide term these days) and typos
disappearing later in the day. All thanks to my Mom. But that’s the way with parents. As Biutiful
doesn’t hesitate to remind us.
Biutiful is the story
of Uxbal (portrayed by the incredibly talented Javier Bardem). Uxbal is many
things to many people, some know him as a medium. Others the middle man between
knock-off copies and street salesman on the streets. To yet others he’s the guy
who greases the palms of the police so they look the other way. But above and
beyond anything, Uxbal is a father. He may not be able to provide the best
living possible for his children but he adores them. And they know it. And this
is really all that matters. When Uxbal finds out he has a matter of weeks to
live, it becomes even more important. We follow him on his journey, desperately
trying to put his affairs in order, and trying to accept the next step in his
existence.
I wasn’t sure about
this film when I started. The more I watched, seriously, the more I fell in
love with it. The style is different from the Inaritu we know from Amores
Perros, the story moves more slowly (comparatively, anyway) and allows more
time for thought and consideration. Uxbal is a brilliant character, a modern
Jean Valjean if you will. Yes, what he does is often questionable- very
questionable - but you can never really blame him. The film has many strengths,
Bardem’s brilliant performance is one of them, but the other – in my view – is
the wonderful, understated realism of the whole film. All the characters, all
the events, they are constructed in such a way, be they happy, sad, ugly or
“biutiful” they are very, very real. Inaritu has succeeded in capturing on film
a quality of life that I find hard to put into words. No matter how tragic and
dark the events, there is always, and I mean always, a light shimmering
through. Like the love Uxbal has for his children that gives everything
meaning. And many other little things I’ll let you discover throughout the
film. The more I think about it, the more suitable a name “biutiful” becomes.
But like most things in life, you’re going to have to see it for yourselves to
truly understand what I mean.
A TIMELESS PIECE OF HISTORY : "THE JAZZ SINGER"
Now, the reason I took this film up in the first
place was the fact that it has historical significance. This film, ladies and
gents, is the first feature-length film with synchronised sound sequences in
it. The year was 1927 and this was not the first attempt at sound film, in fact
many shorts already exited, but the whole “talkies” thing didn’t catch on. I
know, very hard to believe, but true. When the Warner brothers first agreed to
take on this film in their studio, everyone was pretty sure they were heading
for rack and ruin. Instead, they went down in history as some of the great
innovators. Because The Jazz Singer (a film that has, incidentally, spawned
many remakes) did not flop and vanish. It went down in history.
The story is that of
Jack Robin (portrayed by Al Jolson) , a young man with a passion for jazz who
was born to a very conservative Jewish family. Our hero is given a choice
between his home and his passion for jazz by his stern father – the cantor for
his local community and thus thoroughly disapproving of Jack’s taste in music.
Jack chooses jazz. And his career takes a meteoric rise. However, just as he is
about to reach the pinnacle of his career, the fork in the road presents itself
again. With a chance to redeem himself and patch things up with his father on
one hand and the “big break” he has been working so hard towards on the other,
what will Jack choose? You will have to watch and find out…
Now, the particular
version of the film I watched was the 80th year anniversary version
that includes a lot of documentaries, extras and comments on the film and
generally sound and film. As a side note, find this version if you can, because
the extras are so good –and there are SO many – that if you have the choice, it
would be a shame to miss them. One of the comments in the documentary was the
fact that it was amazing that Al Jolson, from all that time ago, was right
there, on stage, entertaining people from the 21st century. Now, you
may be prejudiced by the fact that the film is quite old fashioned in many
ways. Not least in that it is still, mostly a silent film. The musical numbers
and snippets of dialogue are in synchronised sound but the rest is silent. And
then you might think, well, the topic is all very quaint and nice. You might
think it’s going to be old fashioned. And boring. And then you might just leave
it on the shelf. That would be a mistake in my view. I mean, the musical
numbers alone are just so brilliant, despite the almost 90 years time
difference you cannot help but enjoy Jolson singing numbers like Blue Skies
and, on the other end of the spectrum, Kol Nidre is a sight to be seen. And
when we watch him on the scene, he truly entertains us. I mean honestly, I love
it. If he had a live show somewhere I would go see it. True, there are some
slightly racist quips in there in the shape as a performance as a black and
white minstrel. But I think this should be taken in the spirit of the time and
as pure entertainment value with nothing too serious attached.
4 Ekim 2012 Perşembe
ESSIE SPEAKS OF CLASSICS, NEW ANGLES AND HAVING A LOT TO SAY
Well hello there!
My life is very exciting at the moment. There are many new
and exciting things in it. I’ve started a really interesting internship in a
very nice, friendly company which may well turn into an actual job. I moved
houses and now live in a very nice little place with really cool new flatmates
(Don’t get me wrong, the old ones were very cool too. It’s just that, well, so
are these ones!). In short life has
taken a very exciting and positive turn and I am thankful and content.
In the meanwhile though, I’ve barely had time to sit down
and watch films. But I have made the time. I must have my fix. So the films
have been coming in and the thing is, well, I can’t quite decide whether I like
them or not. Now as you know, I tend to go for films that I really like, the
logic being that I am all bouncy. I want to talk about them. The thing is, this
time, even though I’m not bouncy (ahem), I still have a lot to say about both
films. So I reckoned, what the heck. So here they are. I hope you enjoy.
Happy viewing!
Essie
THOUGHTS ON ONE OF THE EPICS: "THE DEER HUNTER"
Oh, I’m pretty sure
that those of you who know of this film sort of sat up in your chairs and took
notice when you saw the name. I know. There is a lot to say about this film.
Which is precisely why I reckon we should say it. As you guys know by now, I
usually only go for films that I like, unequivocally. But with a film like the
Deer Hunter, the thing is you can’t help being emotionally involved in it at
some level, but then again you may not necessarily love / like it. Well, I was
affected by it. And there is a ton of stuff to say about this film. So maybe we
should leave the “like” pre-requisite to one side? Hm, hang on. I see a theme
emerging. But first, The Deer Hunter.
The Deer Hunter is a
Vietnam story. It is the story of war and how it affects the inhabitants of a
small industrial town. Nick (Christopher Walken) and Michael (Robert De Niro)
are best friends. They and their gaggle of friends in this small close-knit
town have pretty average lives, going hunting and boozing together – not to
mention working together, day in, day out. Then, however, war erupts. And the two
boys, along with their friend Steve, go to Vietnam to serve their country. The horrors of war are absolutely unspeakable
and when Michael, our hero, returns he is not the same person. However, a
promise means he has to return to Vietnam and come face to face with his
demons. And the demons that haunt his friends…
Now, I have gone down
the more lyric route and done my best not to give away spoilers but it is such
a famous film a lot of you know the score, I am pretty sure of that. In fact,
this was talked about, in fact became quite a controversy back in the day. I am
of course, talking about the infamous Russian roulette scenes, where our three
heroes are forced to play Russian roulette with each other by their captors. In
the first place, let’s jump right in and point out that not only has it been
argued (quite eloquently) that this is completely inaccurate, the portrayal of
the Vietnamese borders quite heavily on racism. They are all despicable
psychopaths with no morals, who often take great pleasure in torturing others
and they almost all harbour this bizarre addiction to Russian roulette – or
watching it. Granted, it makes for a very emotional build-up and the climatic end
(that naturally involves Russian roulette) made me jump even if I could see it
a mile away.
This one is funny. I
mean, it almost really touched me. But something was missing. I am unsure what.
The fact that I watched it in several chunks – as opposed to in one sitting –
no doubt has something to do with it. Then again, the film is a proper old
fashioned epic; it’s almost 3 hours long. Cimino’s aim was, no doubt, to have a
Godfather-like effect. The dates fit, it has to be said. The film even starts
with a wedding. We have the main guys, but the thing is we follow them around.
For far too long. The aim is, no doubt, to establish emotional connection and
this does happen on a level. I really felt Christopher Walken was, for example, great for this part; especially with his looks as a young man, he is the
perfect, tragic poetic hero. And Robert De Niro is… Well, he’s Robert De Niro.
So duh, of course they’re both brilliant. But I don’t know. The film is, I
think, trying far too hard to be epic. And it’s doing this for three hours
flat. At some point, you start to seriously glaze over.
And there is the whole
matter of the afore-mentioned racism against the Vietnamese and the seriously
nationalistic – American – overtones. But I don’t know, the thing is, it’s an
important film. It does some good stuff. I mean, there are a lot of poetic
things in there, far too many for my liking but you may spot something you
like. I am pretty sure you won’t like it all. But at the very least, this is an
important film of cinematic history. You kinda need to see it, if only to know
why you don’t like it. That’s my opinion on the matter anyway.
NOW IN CINEMAS - A NOVEL TAKE ON A CLASSIC: "SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN"
Now, you know how I
was kind “meh” about the previous film? Well, I’m positively annoyed with bits
of this one. I have a feeling that the blog may (only from time to time) turn
into a place where I sit and gripe to you lot about what annoys me about films.
I will not make a habit of this. And I will never put stuff that is so bad that
I genuinely think you shouldn’t watch it. But still, why not be honest about
bits you don’t like in something? That’s kinda what I’m doing with Snow White
and the Huntsman.
Of course, Snow White
and the Huntsman is the latest attempt to “revamp” the story of Snow White and
the seven dwarves. I mean personally, I feel that the film is worth watching for
this reason alone, I really like the idea of “what really happened” sort of
versions of these things, I mean Cinderella has had her fair share of re-vamps,
why not Snow White? I mean, here the basic tenets are all there. But in
addition to the usual, Snow White does not “keep house” for the seven friendly
dwarfs. She is “the chosen one who must save the land”. And when she comes
back from the dead (she is not “asleep” like the fairy tale but actually dead
here), she leads an army against the evil stepmother /witch and destroys her.
Badass. Right?
Well, hmm, maybe.
There are a few matters to be discussed though. First of all, Kristen Steward.
I mean, no offence to the actress but I actually had to google her. No, to find
out her real name. I thought and thought, and all I could come up with was
Bella Swan. But there is the other matter of, well, she obviously isn’t worried
about being typecast at all. Think about it, weak /normal and beautiful female
character no one expects much of goes on to conquer hearts /become something
super human and extraordinary / conquer hideous enemies. Fine, the second one
doesn’t involve rather large wolves that are calling themselves werewolves. (I
will not get started on Twilight. I respect everyone’s choice whether to like
it or not but I will say one single thing : classic literature clearly states ,
VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE IN THE SUN, THEY BURST INTO FLAMES. It’s my pet peeve
about that series. Moving on).
Yes, so Snow White. It
doesn’t take much experience in film analysis here to figure out that the Snow
White here is very clearly a Christ figure. I mean she actually dies. And is
brought back from the dead. Ok, there is true love’s kiss involved, but then
the true love melts into the background, Snow White remains as white as snow as
far as matters of the heart are concerned. It’s an interesting tack, but
firstly it may be a little too serious for a film that is a fantasy film based
on a children’s story. I don’t know, it just seems inappropriate somehow.
And then there is some
stuff in the film that just popped out at me and my friend as we watched it.
For starters, Snow White is trapped in a
tower for many long years until she comes of age. Then, her step mother must
kill her to remain the fairest in the land for ever, when Snow White escapes
and her adventure begins. The thing is, she is very athletic and able for
someone trapped in a small cell for the best part of 15 years… To the best of my knowledge, her muscles
should have atrophied and stuff, no? Unless being “the chosen one” makes you
some sort of exception. I mean this kind of omission of logic would be ok once
in a while if it was tied together by this brilliant fantasy film that takes
your breath away. And I mean there are some truly epic bits of this film (The bit with The White Heart for instance? I mean, Ok it has religious overtones but still... Pretty epic.). Oh and Charlize Theron is brilliant as the stepmother. Just awesome. But
not as many as I would have liked. And a few too many of the afore mentioned
errors in logic. I mean, suspension of disbelief is well and good but honestly,
one shouldn’t push the matter. Still,
like I said, the concept is interesting. There are some seriously good bits.
It’s a fun watch. Just watch it at home, on DVD with a couple of friends over.
So you can point stuff out and gripe about it to each other J